Sorry if this offensive to anyone but…
“Bitch, fuck, dick, twat, head, fucking, cum, whore, ho, skank, slut, nut, nigger”
When you fucking only use that in your so called “songs” and it is the same in every single one…
That isn’t music. I would rather be deaf than listen to one of your songs. I cannot comprehend why someone would even buy something like that or even listen to it.
CNN actually researched how much it would cost to go to Hogwarts
AND THEY DONT EVEN MENTION LIFE INSURANCE
Does CNN really have nothing better to do? Seriously? Also… FYI.
My wand didn’t cost that much. My cloak didn’t cost that much… none of that costs that much. Seriously.
I just love being asked if I feel better. I’m taking two types of immunosuppressants. Yeah. I feel “better” whirlwind of side effects better.Me
Doesn’t have high-speed internet, wins three months of xbox live…. Seriously.
Someone was asking me if I had watched all the Die Hard movies. My response was: “When I was little, I watched then but I don’t recall them. I’ve seen the newest ones and Snape.”
They were just like. “Snaaaaaape. Snaaaaaaape. Snaaaaape. He was the actor in Die Hard first.”
But- he was Snape before my die hard.
So. I’m watching the new show, and yes it was good and catching… However. WHAT. THE. HELL.
If a serial killer escapes from jail, kills cops in the process, goes after his previous victim that got away, kills her, attempts to kill you, and you have him in a strangle hold and he says he surrenders?
YOU. FUCKING. KILL. THE. BASTARD.
Sure your backup shows up, they have guns. Sure he said he surrender. One of them shoots him and that is that. He never surrendered. He doesn’t deserve a surrender. He’s a serial killer.
He is not going to tell you a fucking thing about his trainees.
So, in conclusion:
Awesome show that started out pretty gripping, and then went and got stupid.
Of course, I’ll probably keep watching it just to see how it all plays out.
I completely forgot to share the highlight of my day today. I set up a kindle fire for an elderly lady, not that old but she has grandkids.
What books does she have me purchase and install on her Kindle? Fifty shades of- omfg seriously…
The best part is she had me download angry birds for her grand kids on the same device.
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For my one online course we have a discussion board due every Wednesday by midnight. Every Wednesday in this course the professor has failed to post our question on Monday. Three days elapse and she posts the question and work Wednesday, when it is due Wednesday evening.
I’m generally a nice person, but this is getting repetitive and ridiculous. Then the professor has the guile to say that we need to interact more with each other on the discussion board. You sort of can only do the bare minimum work when the assignment isn’t available until the day it is due, you have to turn it in late, and then you only have a little free time left because you have lab assignment reports to write and quizzes to take.
I’m sorry but professor, you’re saying that doing the bare minimum isn’t enough for us and the grade will be poor, but you are not even doing your job half the time. If you want us to interact more. You should interact with us on the forum and post assignments on time.
I’m going to be brutally honest on the anonymous student survey after class is over.
I don’t curse often… But this customer at work today was a bitch.
I don’t care who you are or where you come from. That does not give you the right to call someone stupid or retarded. I don’t care if they work at walmart, and there were only three cashiers.
She kept calling this person stupid, retarded, and dumb right to my face. “What do they get more money for being retarded? Who hired them.”
She’s lucky I’m not like her, and I keep my comments to myself…
Otherwise, I would have been like “We’ll if they’re stupid, you’re a cruel stupid bitch for calling them such.”
I really wanted to be like, my mom works at walmart and see what she did after that. My mom might not work there anymore, but she’s not retarded or stupid.
Question 9 of 34 An extraterrestrial alien spacecraft crashed near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.
A. true
B. false
I cannot stress how stupid and redundant of a question this is on a college midterm. If you do not know that the answer to that is false, you probably should not be taking a college course in the first place.
That questions just makes you feel stupid after all the technical and real questions there are.
Fucking disrespectful people. Do you have nothing better to do than sit around, talk shit about someone because of one unfortunate experience two years ago, and get drunk? What the fuck is your problem. Then you tweet about it right were the person can see it and others start talking about it. I reiterate: What in the all of creation is your fucking problem?
I’m sorry I used to consider you friends, but this is no type of behavior for friends of mine.
(this is just how I wanted my day to start)
